wood cat


incidents and accidents, hints and allegations

"You could be the exiled gay prince of Farlandia, cursed to wander this Earth looking for the key to his return that can only be revealed by touching the breast of a willing stranger, and who isn't enjoying this at all." -- Now THAT was fucking funny.

Ok. I admit I've grabbed a breast in my time. I swear I wasn't enjoying it at all.

Thank you! I was proud of that. =>


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