Have a music-inspired silly poll.
Pick one:
"I was born in a fork-tongued story / raised up by merchants and drugstore liars."
9(32.1%)
"All my powers of expression and thoughts so sublime / could never do you justice in reason or rhyme."
4(14.3%)
"I said, 'I'm so happy I could die.' / She said, 'Drop dead,' then left with another guy."
7(25.0%)
"I want to call requests through heating-vents / and hear them answered with a whisper, 'No.'"
6(21.4%)
"Long-distance callers make long-distance calls / and the silence makes me lonely."
2(7.1%)
Why?
Because I like the quote.
12(42.9%)
Because I like the source.
4(14.3%)
Because I like the artist.
1(3.6%)
Because I always pick the (n)th option in polls.
0(0.0%)
Because ticky told me to.
3(10.7%)
Because.
3(10.7%)
Ticky?
Ticky!
1(3.6%)
Anti-ticky.
1(3.6%)
Inverse ticky.
3(10.7%)
Double ticky.
3(10.7%)
A fish.
15(53.6%)