A co-worker is having a Halloween party, costumes strongly suggested. As I no longer have long hair, I can't use my last costume, Wednesday Adams (and yes, it's been a long time since I cut my hair—I don't dress up much). Anyone have any good, low-effort suggestions?
(If you don't know what I look like, here's me more dressed up than I will ever be again (also too vain to wear glasses), and in a more typical moment.)
