So apparently I can send ten non-paid users [*] a $10 coupon good towards purchase of a year's paid time (so the discounted amount would be $9.95 on an automatic payment plan or $15 one-time). I don't know who actually wants such a thing, so leave a comment here if you're interested (screened) and if necessary I'll choose at random.
This runs until 1/15 but no-one will remember it by then, so let's say that if I get more than ten, I'll pick on Monday 12/21. If less, I'll send all of them then and update y'all accordingly.
[*] Not currently-paid users who need to renew.