DSL at home: back on (new modem does not work with router; fortunately old modem does). Computer monitor: replaced.
Work password: borked comprehensively until nearly 1:00 p.m., preventing me from logging on to the computer at all (not just the network), thereby wreaking havoc on my ability to get shit done. Typing ability: subpar, in that some time ago I noted a brief deadline as "6/13" when it should have been "5/13."
Steelypips and all my other domains: temporarily down for emergency maintenance, discovered just as I was about to go to bed when a kind soul pointed out that it had apparently expired.
Here, have some pictures of SteelyKid being super-cute as she tries to show us how it's done.