And it would be a horrible thing to do to a child in any event.
But there are times, especially when the Pip is scrunching up his face and waving his hands (in their ridiculously long baby sleeves to keep him from scratching his face with his razor-sharp newborn nails) over my shoulder in protest at being burped, that all I can think of is, tiny baby sloth!
(Which, for the record, I consider both hilarious and adorable, just like him.)
(Also, where the hell is "do not autoformat" on the new entry beta?)