The Pip was recently hugely enamored of the picture book Hippos Go Berserk, which is adorable (and which, sadly, he has dropped in favor of a Jake and the Neverland Pirates book). But when all the hippos are leaving, "Five hippos then set forth/with four hippos headed north," and I keep reading it as "North" and thinking, "No, don't do it, don't seek the Name, it will ask end in tears!"
My brain, gentlebeings.